Ted Rall for June 18, 1997
Reality Comics: Woman: I could change my life. Man: No. You could not. I hate my job so much I can't think. Woman: So quit! You only live once! Bust out! Take risks! Kick your lame job to the curb and live- really live- for yourself! Man: I don't know... I have balls to pay... a family to feed... Woman: So what? Man: You've got a point, of course. I'll have to give it some thought. Woman: I really think you should. I wish I was dead.