Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 09, 2024

This is not “Ramadan” @ the “Ramada Inn”.

I can’t think of anything to say. So I’m away for breakfast……….

Battle between beasts eh. Son you is not knows who you is talking to.

With populations so large and covering so much territory and huge capital cities you wonder how so many civilizations can remain lost.

Sounds like the scene in Gladiator.

And to think this all began with Tarzan curious about a prisoner that some Arabs had at a campfire.

And Tarzan replies “been there, done that”.

Tarzan said, crap, the annual season of the rains gala and I haven’t even done my shopping or got my tree up!

Season of rain, no wonder the river was moving so fast, it should water all the trees and fields. I am sure the wild beasts will be returning to the river, especially the mighty lioness and her cubs, who will learn the skills of survival, there’s Marlin now petting a wildebeest, watch out for that snake. Only a couple of days ago a man was caught in the ragging waters, whatever happened to him?

Oh! There is a battle going to happen, wake me for the grand finely.

Cut through all of this celebratory nonsense……everyone wants to see blue-haired, blonde-eyed Jan battle the three lesbian dwarfs! Tarzanacus’ fight will bring down the house and end the festivities….his reward a wild hot night with Nemone….much more exciting than this spectacle!

Well , this is a fine kettle of fish .

Why do the hot primal women rulers always throw Tarzan in an arena?

Isn’t Rondar a long way from the planet Eternia? Oh, wait, that’s Randor. Never mind! d;o)

Tarzan looks at the lion-propelled chariots and thinks to himself, “I love this place! Those lions will be sitting ducks hooked up to those chariots! I bet I can kill ‘em all in under five minutes! I’ll show Nemone who’s impertinent!”

Loges?

private boxes or enclosures? in a theater.

See how educational Tarzan is