Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 01, 2022

Ulan “Battle” {Bator}.

“It is thus”, I say repeatedly, “that you should have tried to confuse them critters by using peculiar Britney Spears…”(Surely drives each Jalok amuck!)

And this is why Tarzan keeps pits ready you fools.

And it might not have killed him. She should have waited and gave the thing the benefit of the doubt before dispatching it.

In the wild doubt leads to death.

So it was just a test of Doris’ potential as a mate.

So he picked up the spears (plural) and threw one at one of the jaloks. He must have immediately dropped the others, because his left hand is empty. Why not keep another for use as a pike?

Doris said then deal me out. I didn’t sign up for this crap.

“…and a reminder to NOT make them angry at YOU.”

“And it is also thus that they force their men to face death daily. I like that in a woman.”