Your Tarz is a vainglorious boy. he could have dropped Pomeroy w/ an arrow & tossed him to the hyenas. he’s dead either way so why show off in front of him? (he also runs around in his underwear) Please think this through Mr Burroughs.
Bow and arrow would make quick work of it. Wouldn’t need to be a fatal hit. Just wound in the leg – how ‘bout a knee cap so the idiot would have something to remember Tarzan by. Then turn him over to the authorities. He does have a connection with the authorities doesn’t he?
Neither are holding their knives “correctly” for a fight, a tennis racket style grip pointing and slashing toward the opponent is how the Marine Corps advises.
Let’s go soft on this; Tarzan puts up his hand, yells “Stop you have jungle fever, I can help and cure you!” Just then P falls over in a sweat and passes out. Waking after another Tarzan adventure, P is all forgiven because the jungle fever caused uncontrollable violence.
Dance of death, Piggy Pomeroy’s of course, no one can beat our Jungle Man. I see a strong resemblance between Porky and German actor Gert Frobe who played Goldfinger in the 007 film. Slice that swine in half, Tarzan!
billcor over 3 years ago
Your Tarz is a vainglorious boy. he could have dropped Pomeroy w/ an arrow & tossed him to the hyenas. he’s dead either way so why show off in front of him? (he also runs around in his underwear) Please think this through Mr Burroughs.
Dean over 3 years ago
Just push him over the cliff.
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
The difference between the two lords, one has no honour and would kill a defenceless native with a rifle, the other fights on equal terms …..
Gent over 3 years ago
You really think you have an edge over that athletic jungle hunk, fatso? Or you just like getting stabbed, you big fat pincushion?
no12mo over 3 years ago
Bow and arrow would make quick work of it. Wouldn’t need to be a fatal hit. Just wound in the leg – how ‘bout a knee cap so the idiot would have something to remember Tarzan by. Then turn him over to the authorities. He does have a connection with the authorities doesn’t he?
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
King Pearshape is going to discover that all those schoolboy taunts that he was a “useless, fat, evil POS” were surprisingly prophetic.
J Short over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t give anyone who wore knee high socks a chance against Tarzan.
Polsixe over 3 years ago
Neither are holding their knives “correctly” for a fight, a tennis racket style grip pointing and slashing toward the opponent is how the Marine Corps advises.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Let’s go soft on this; Tarzan puts up his hand, yells “Stop you have jungle fever, I can help and cure you!” Just then P falls over in a sweat and passes out. Waking after another Tarzan adventure, P is all forgiven because the jungle fever caused uncontrollable violence.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 3 years ago
I’m surprised Pomeroy isn’t smoking his cigarette during this man-fight to the death.
sundogusa over 3 years ago
HAhahaha! My money is Tarzan! Sure bet!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
An old, fat, white guy against Tarzan in a knife fight. Who wins? Gee…let me think.
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
This is reminiscent of the ending of Tarzan’s Greatest Adventure. One of the best Tarzan movies. (With a more worthy opponent on the cliff).
profkatz over 3 years ago
Dance of death, Piggy Pomeroy’s of course, no one can beat our Jungle Man. I see a strong resemblance between Porky and German actor Gert Frobe who played Goldfinger in the 007 film. Slice that swine in half, Tarzan!
Thorby over 3 years ago
I’m not sure that the way they are holding those blade is the most effective. Wouldn’t the blade being forward allow for more thrusting and slashing?
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Should have quickly fitted an arrow and skewered fat boy where he stood.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah, like this is a fight.
RobertaPyle over 3 years ago
That could happen yet!