A lion’s claws cannot touch him, but a girl’s hand can.
She probably just broke her hand on Tarzan’s face.
stupid move oh nubile white girl deep in the woods.
Now comes a spanking?
How dare you interfere with my convoluted suicide plan?
Ah the entitled, how we love them….
Wrong thing to do
You dare hit the jungle god? Now, you pay for that!
Who’s the savage?
In a sudden flash of anger, Tarzan head butts the girl across the bridge of her nose.
…and a romance is born.
This is how the game of Slap and Tickle starts
This pampered bleached-blonde twit needs some jungle-style lessons in manners, time for a good spanking and some “bush” wrestling!
She’s on her way to falling in love.
She’s well on her way to falling in love.
Please tell me this isn’t Jane! I know we haven’t seen her in a long time, but…
Still a LOT of cleavage… if Lord Greystoke would care to notice..
Beware the counter-slap, it could be a real bxtch!
Go for it Zan Man! She’s just begging for a good spanking!
At least counter with a hard left, followed by a right to the body!
He’s a savage for killing wild animals. A truly civilized person only wounds them.