Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 21, 2022

Don’t follow the Broncos much but last I remember Hank Scorpio bought the team and gave it to Homer Simpson about 25 years ago as a thank you gift. Bet Homer would be happy to sell it to Ye and Antonio (he was hoping for the Cowboys).

AB wants to buy a team? And what, turn it into a team version of himself?

He sure " potted in his mess kit " didn’t he ?

Let him buy the Lions. Can’t do any harm there

According to the tabloids, Kanye is harassing the Kardashians following his recent divorce with Kim. I can’t wait to see what he does to Brown.

No shoes no shirt, no team, Antonio.

Let’s see … Kayne West, Antonio Brown, and John Elway together … what could possibly go wrong?

What “Loose Cannon” rule? Jerry Jones and the late Al Davis say ‘Hi!’

Did we ever see the rankings in the 2021 Sports Jerk “contest?”

This could be fiction, but it’s true

Make AB a head coach in the NFL and then wait for his passionate speeches to his team about the importance of teamwork. However, instead of the NFL Network, broadcast it on Comedy Central.

He brings in an investor from the PRC, it’s a done deal.

Antonio Brown’s first proclamation will be that his players have to play the game w hile standing on their heads.

Just so they’ll stand out from the crowds,y’know?