Of course, no real life pitcher would EVER do something like that.
Bob’s presence on the ball is probably going to screw up the spin rate, or even the angle of rotation, making the pitch move differently from what was anticipated. He’ll either get swatted into the cheap seats or end up in the dirt.
There’s an unwritten rule in baseball …
Peanutbutter? Is that you? (“Ima Swattin” my left eyebrow!)
Don’t worry! Tank will be back tomorrow!
Are those all Sugar Land Skeeters?
Great name to be writing about skeeters!
August 01, 2014