Child: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: Uh, sure. sure.
God! How depressing.
Good one, Max!
“A pig that goes bananas? What is this a luau or something”Mel Brooks, “The Muppet Movie”
Mixed marriages are often hard on the kids.
Kermit is reading the book “Vasectomies For Dummies.”
Origin of the Feebles.
At least the kids know what they are doing, my daughter is DeafBlind and confined to a wheelchair.
I had a mental picture of something like this for years, but I’ve never seen it drawn. Well done! Creepy as heck.