Smokey goes to hell
Ohhh, the humanity!
“Only ‘S’ can prevent cavern fires,”
Smokey was addicted to Boy Scouts, he said they tasted like chicken. If he could handle his addiction and didn’t eat so many of them, I think he’d be spending his eternity somewhere different
smokey wears skinny jeans? Maybe we’re the ones in hell
O’Smokey has his work cut out for him.