Of quartz, they’d love to get more hands-on, but she won’t give them the time of day. She only dates swiss made automatics.
“Hey sweet one! Want to rock around my clock?”
Yeah, I’m lookin’ for a good time!
Careful guys, looks like her biological clock is running out
She’s got a body that can stop a clock
That watch was so wowed he popped his hands off.
Sandy, is that you?
She has a hour glass figure.
I could really unwind with that, tip her upside down and go with the flow.
Just wait, it’ll all go to her hips, it’s just a matter of time.
Don’t waste one grain of sand in your hourglass on someone that doesn’t deserve your time.
The sundial is obviously drawn upsidedown!