Trump probably thinks he’s looking in a mirror.
That guy will be banned from any future press conferences..
Oh Man – he’s trying to pack the evangelical churches as a pay back ( Easter=the BIG Haul $$$)to the greedy creeps, (Graham, Falwell, Robertson) who have BS’d the gullible to vote foe a lying, decadent, dissipated sack of …
“…and Jesus wept.”
Couldn’t Jesus just wave his hand or something and cure the nut of his mental disabilities?
Mother Nature always bats last.
“It’s okay. I’ll sign an executive order rescinding citizenship of anyone who dies from the virus. ZERO AMERICAN DEATHS!”
I belong to a church that years ago put out the newspaper ad, “Jesus came to take away your sins, not your mind.”
I noticed that Stable Genius didn’t say what church HE’S going to on Easter. He suddenly became an anointed (by right-wing religious nuts) “man of God” when he started running for office.
Best Trump Parody about Easter ….
WOW! I didn’t know that Trump HAD a second quality, beyond lying, but lo and behold…his hypocrisy is at LEAST as big as his propensity for lying. What a guy! “I’d love to see the churches packed…” yeah, cuz after that he’s dreaming of everyone going to his golf courses or brunch at his hotels.
“Wherever two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them. Still, try to remain three or four cubits apart.”
While I agree with the overall sentiment of this cartoon, I think the artist forgot one crucial item: Trump does not have a brain, nor does he have a heart. He is a psychopathic petulant toddler who whines and carries on and tries to bully people into caving into his idiocy. Was there ever as loathsome a figure in American history? Trump probably wants to emulate his idols Stalin. Pol Pot, Hitler, Mussolini. and the leader of Turkey who ordered the Armenian Genocide and he is using the virus to do it.
Trump wants to know how he could make his hair float about his head.
To add to Morbo’s statement: Trump also wants all the power and praise given to a despot, but none of the responsibility. That’s the reason for his continual seeking being called the “Great White _____” but his persistent unwillingness to do the work makes him a constant failure. It is something that he will never outwardly acknowledge.
I work for a newspaper. Because of COVID-19, my work load has not only doubled, but I’m doing much of my writing here at home.
…Where I live with relatives, including a dad who isn’t officially supposed to be going to work due to his age, a mom who can’t go out on visitation with the church ladies, and two neurotic cats.
I was born with a heart condition, and so have developed a careful rhythm to my day to avoid over-taxing myself. The current situation, however, has dumped a mountain of stress on top of me even before one factors in how little sleep I’m now getting and my having to eat on the run so I can get back in front of the computer.
If things keep going for too long there is a very real chance I’ll have a stress-related medical episode unless I can get my parents to adapt to my slower rhythm as well.
A beautiful example of Pongo talking to himself again.
Which of the two Jesus’es do today’s Evangelicals worship?
Maybe an old testament smiting would work!
This is really funny ♥ Thanks Stuart!
“So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.” – Bertrand Russell, British egghead
The devil and Jesus. Two mythical figures.
NUTS???? It’s an assassination attempt. Everyone is allergic to nuts. Secret Service take this cross dressing hippy away, he’s trying to kill me. Now everyone go to your local church or synagogue or whatever and pray for my health.
This is one of the most DEAD ON satorials I’ve ever seen! Nothing more needs to be said here.
And a majority of us think it would be beautiful if you weren’t President…what’s “nuts” is that a majority isn’t enough.
Trump will be attending Easter services on the ninth tee at Mar-A-Lardo.
It should be noted here that the “depiction” of Jesus is incorrect – Jesus was never that pale even after ‘bleeding out’ on the cross – remember, Jesus was more closely related to Yasser Arafat than he was to Charlton Heston in the “looks” department.
Also, Donnie John has NEVER applied his make-up so deftly as Mr. Carlson has him depicted – you can ALWAYS see the make-up ‘line’ on Donnie John’s face, in real life.
Having said all that, the sentiments of Mr. Carlson’s editorial cartoon is “spot on!” Nicely done, Mr. Carlson.
How can he use something he hasn’t got?
Not even The Big Guy can fix stupid.
He|| – not even DUCT TAPE can fix stupid.
Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler
April 12, 2017
May 28, 2018