Considering the possible damage that the global warming could do to the environment, a study was also done to measure the shrinking that global warming could also do in the polar bear’s testicles. What it is done, is a team of scientists accompanied by a sharp shooter, they find a polar bear and after scaring the daylights out it with a helicopter, they shoot a tranquilizer dart at it, once the polar bear is at sleep, in knee deep snow the scientists in mass approach the polar bear, install a tracking collar, take blood samples and with a caliper measure it’s testicles. In the last polar bear of the whole study of research, a mistake was done in the calculation in the ratio of the polar bear’s weight and the amount of tranquilizer used, so this enormous polar bear woke up in the middle of it’s testicles measuring. The widow was given a package, which contained the scientist’s boots, his furry hat and an assortment of shredred clothing. Not every thing is bad news though, the Canadian Federal Government has founded a new program which will study the eating habits of polar bears, they are taking applications for the job, only naive scientists need apply.
Considering the possible damage that the global warming could do to the environment, a study was also done to measure the shrinking that global warming could also do in the polar bear’s testicles. What it is done, is a team of scientists accompanied by a sharp shooter, they find a polar bear and after scaring the daylights out it with a helicopter, they shoot a tranquilizer dart at it, once the polar bear is at sleep, in knee deep snow the scientists in mass approach the polar bear, install a tracking collar, take blood samples and with a caliper measure it’s testicles. In the last polar bear of the whole study of research, a mistake was done in the calculation in the ratio of the polar bear’s weight and the amount of tranquilizer used, so this enormous polar bear woke up in the middle of it’s testicles measuring. The widow was given a package, which contained the scientist’s boots, his furry hat and an assortment of shredred clothing. Not every thing is bad news though, the Canadian Federal Government has founded a new program which will study the eating habits of polar bears, they are taking applications for the job, only naive scientists need apply.