Stuart Carlson for March 26, 2014
Man, I am so hung over today! Last night is a total blur. We may have trashed our hotel room, man. All I know is that it was crazy! That par-tay was ^&*$#@ insane! There was a river of booze, maybe hookers, who knows? I was so wasted I blacked out! But, hey... it's all in a days work for a U.S. secret service agent.