Stuart Carlson for August 14, 2001
Boss: Jenkins, I think President Bush is on to something. He's caused me to re-examine our vacation policy. Americans get far less time off than Europeans. That stresses us out and hurts productivity. Therefore, effective immediately, our staff will receive a full month of paid vacation. Jenkins: Wow, sir! That's too good to be true! Boss: You got that right! Did you actually think I was serious? Back to work!!