Stuart Carlson for July 28, 1999
Ross Perot: Now, here's the deal: This refomr thing? You people seem to be takin' it a bit serious-like. I founded this soiree', people. And I'm not about to take a dive for some no-neck, turnbuckle-for-brains, feather boa, chrome dome!! Get a grip, people!! Hey - not there! Lay off the keister, pervert boy! Hands off the booty-in-chief!! Hey!!...Is this one fo them mosh pits? Now...cut that out....!!