Strange Brew by John Deering for August 13, 2024

To “altar” the sands of time.

I haven’t got the heart to tell him.

There’s a name for that condition – destinesia.

I think you are to put out the fire.

That’s sometimes the problem with senior leadership.

Oh just turn around and pontificate for a while.

Look around for a virgin to sacrifice.

(“I wonder if the gods would mind if I had railings put in along those steep steps?”)

Just “shuffle off to Buffalo” and leave the stage

Bad: going into a room and not remembering why. Worse: it’s the bathroom.

Well, he’s certainly not a Virgin…..

We’re all dying to know.

He’s concerned about the hereafter, as many of us older people wonder what we came here after…

To burn a virgin in sacrifice. We’re still trying to locate one!

Senior moment

This would be a good time for whoever’s being sacrificed to sneak away…

Oh for the gods’ sake!

oh, yeah… my car keys… that’s right….

It was either sacrifice or a cooling breeze.

“If I could please have a volunteer from the audience join me up here, we’ll get this shindig started.”

If you don’t remember, maybe it wasn’t all that important.