Strange Brew by John Deering for June 05, 2023

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    rmremail  6 months ago

    After a while, you lose track of what is real and what is a lie. Then you are ready to go to Mar-a-Lago, to learn from the Master,

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    Where does all that wood COME from? I bet he’s got a huge appetite (from lying).

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    eromlig  6 months ago

    So go into politics!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    By Jiminy, Pinocchio sure ‘nose’ how to get the wood out!!!

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Looks like everything is made from popsicle sticks.

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    Kaputnik  6 months ago

    For the magic to work, do you really need to think of new lies, or can you just reuse the old ones?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  6 months ago

    Then go into politics as a side gig and you’ll have redwood logs coming out of your schnoz.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Jiminy Cricket in Disney’s version was a grasshopper not a cricket. Crickets are black not green. Was he afraid of a black character in his cartoon? (just a thought, no intention meant)

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    luckyduck  6 months ago

    Pinocchio hires trump-wala, he never runs out of furniture. Problem solved.

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    Spacetech  6 months ago

    Libs Pick and Choose The Lies they feel are real. But, they never run out of material.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Become a politician. You’ll have plenty of material.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Join the gop and you’ll have endless lies to spew and tell…

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    gnorth22 Premium Member 6 months ago

    This gives new meaning to the term “nose job”.

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    tung cha cha cha  6 months ago

    What is Jiminy Cricket shopping for?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    You wooden believe what he charges for those things.

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Couldn’t you get the same results by repeating lies?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    His business can’t handle the truth.

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    T...  6 months ago

    That’s from the exotic “Nosewood” tree, grown from lyre seed…

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    b.john71  6 months ago

    Or Rehobath Beach

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    PaulGoes  6 months ago

    He should go into politics

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    Time to become a spokespuppet for a major corporation.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  6 months ago

    Just go into politics, that’ll set you up for life.

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    Peabody N. Sherman  6 months ago

    And everyone just keeps talking about Trump. Get used to it; he’s going to be the next president, unless the Dems cheat successfully like they did in 2020.

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