Step? That’s a very VERY strange problem you’ve got there, fella.
Reptile Doctors . . . they must be a real slithery lot!
((((((( Gasp! )))))) THE SCALE!
Must be related to Fauci!
Another case of reptile dysfunction.
Does the poster on the wall read “Healthy rattle” or “Heal thy rattle”?
Shouldn’t he coil up on the scale?
But why do you have to measure my height each time?
Stepping on his scales might get him rattled.
John Deering and John Newcombe