Strange Brew by John Deering for September 20, 2020

Sure, if it’s downhill in the snow.

Walk? I could ski across the lake in those shoes.

Lets not and not say we did.

Can we walk backward? I’ve always found that easier when walking in flippers.

Maybe driving the clown car with the shoes is the reason that he’s there..

What a Bozo!

Red Flipitty Flops? …..ummmm, no thanks, just stick to the facts and stop clowning around…..

Why not? It can’t be more than two steps.

Ga ’head. I dare ya.

Guilty! I knew it the minute I saw him. I hope he gets the clown paddle.

Without tripping and breaking your face.

Slap shoes.

Why, yes, having walked in those shoes, I can see how justifiable his homicide really is!

They’re so large he has to have his shoes specially shipped by rail – on a sole train.

His shoes are probably a mile long.