This is a repeat but it is apropos: When I was a teen my parents became uncool and stupid, they stayed that way for a long time. Finally when I was about 25 or 26, I went to my dad and asked, “Why am I still alive?” He held up his thumb and forefinger right next to each other and said, " It was THIS close a couple of times. If I’d had a place for the body, you’d of been gone!!!"
Thank you DAD, now I understand. Working on the grandkids. You’d be proud of them. Miss you.
Concretionist 9 months ago
Engineers know that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Send it back, that’s the wrong half!
Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago
Gonna drive her to drink.
darcyandsimon 9 months ago
I love how real these kids are!
Diat60 9 months ago
People who look at wildflowers and think weeds. A particular bane of mine.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
LOVE the last line – kudos!
Bruce1253 9 months ago
This is a repeat but it is apropos: When I was a teen my parents became uncool and stupid, they stayed that way for a long time. Finally when I was about 25 or 26, I went to my dad and asked, “Why am I still alive?” He held up his thumb and forefinger right next to each other and said, " It was THIS close a couple of times. If I’d had a place for the body, you’d of been gone!!!"
Thank you DAD, now I understand. Working on the grandkids. You’d be proud of them. Miss you.
COL Crash 9 months ago
This World is both Heaven and Hell. What matters is the perspective we view it with and changing that isn’t as difficult as it sounds.
kab2rb 9 months ago
Mom is right with Holly, love Alix full glass of life.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Gotta love August.
capricorn9th 9 months ago
Not sure why Jan wants such a Negative Nellie character. Holly does not see anything good.
nmb41 9 months ago
Alix has a delightful kevel of snark in this one.