Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Val: There's a certain point where wedding planning takes on a life of its own...everyone has an opinion about how it should go. Holly: MOM?! I found a website that rents doves and swans for HALF the price of everyone else!! Phil: Doves and swans? Val: I rest my case.
No swans. They are beautiful but NASTY – like some super models I could mention. And my favorite memory of releasing doves after a wedding involves a bride who got overly enthusiastic and toss both the doves and her boobs. Consider well the implications of a strapless gown.