Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 21, 2015
Joan: I give up. My 3-year-old has reverted to infancy and I can't do a thing about it. NUK NUK NUK Andy: Dude! What's that thing in your mouth? You're not a baby!! PTUI! PTUI! PTUI! Joan: Why didn't that work for ME? Val: You're not cool. Or tall. Or...cool.