Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 29, 2013
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Alix: Whatcha doin'? Val: Writing my New Year's resolutions. Alix: Why? Val: Well... Val: The New Year feels like a fresh start... A chance to turn over a new leaf. Val: Writing resolutions is a way of making a commitment to yourself, to change bad habits and set new goals. Val: What would your resolutions be? Alix: ... Alix: #1...I vow to wear cleaner underwear. Val: I don't need to know any more.
Did you hear about the blonde that put on fresh underwear every day? After a month, she couldn’t get her pants on.