Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 24, 2013
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Joan: Andy? Luci's sick. Can you get Max to eat some breakfast? Max: NO NO NO NO Andy: So, little dude...what do you want? Cereal? Eggs? A banana? Max: NO NO NO NO Andy: OK, cool. I'm having leftover pizza. Max: ? Andy: There's also some cold spaghetti...chicken wings...and dip! MM MUNCH MUNCH MMM M MUNCH MUNCH MMMMM Joan: Let's just let Andy raise Max. Wally: Hey? Where are my chicken wings??
SO MANY people read the Food Police proclamations and just HAVE to hear and Obey! All the “Good, Healthy Food” in the world will do your child ZERO good if he WON’T Eat it!Pizza is VERY GOOD FOOD – it has cereal (the crust), it has fruits and vegetables (the sauce and some of the toppings) it has Dairy (the cheese), and it has Meat! Yeah, it also has nitrates and nitrites, if you use some of the more outrageous toppings (I’m thinking pepperoni and some of the sausages here, not to mention anchovies – but I did, so there) – but hey, these are the miracles of modern chemistry.Don’t overdo it, and any kid that can chew it can deal with it…But NO SODAS yet!