Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 29, 2010
Transcript:
Rena: Val, you should be more serious about Phil! Do you know how many women would DIE for a man like him?? Rena: A guy with a CAREER...who doesn't live with his MOTHER...who's mentally healthy and LOVES you?? Val: I guess I'm lucky, huh? Rena: My single friends have offered me money to take you OUT.
Val should take up her friend’s suggestion: have all of Val’s potential competitors DIE for Phil, and the problem is solved! No more competition!