Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for June 17, 2006
Val: Wally... does Andy think you're old? Wally: Sure. He thinks I'm a total geezer. Val: Does it bother you? Wally: Heck, no. He'll be facing bad knees and a receding hairline in no time. Val: For a nice guy you have a serious mean streak. Wally: And hemorrhoids! He's bound to get hemorrhoids!