Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 30, 2006
Holly: Mom... do you think Andy will ever like me? Val: Andy?! Holly, he's in high school. He's too old for you, honey. I'm sure there are lots of nice boys your own age. Holly: Are you kidding? Middle school guys are totally... Boy: Psst, Holly! How's yer butt? Val: OK, maybe some of them are still... evolving. Holly: They have gills. Boy: Yo, Holly! When you come into a room, how long does it take yer butt to join you?? Val: Believe it or not, he's probably trying to flirt with you. You could try flirting back. Holly: Never gonna happen, cro-magnon man! Val: That's my girl. Boy: Woo hoo.