Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 23, 2006
Holly: Sigh. Wanna play Monopoly? Alix: We always fight when we play Monopoly. Holly: We do not. Alix: Yes we do! You get all cutthroat and hostile. Holly: I do not. Alix: You always hog all the hotels! Holly: The game is called Monopoly! Alix: Yeah! Not HOGopoly!! Val: Why don't you two just play something else?! Holly: Monopoly is the only game we like.