Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 02, 2003
Alix: Faster than an online catalog... Alix: More powerful than a looming censor... Alix: Able to leap overwhelming stacks of information with a single bound!! Alix: It's a man! It's a woman! It's - Alix: Action figure librarian!! Holly: Shush already. Alix: Look - I made her cape.