Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 03, 2002
Transcript:
Andy: Are you SURE Holly has a crush on me, Uncle Wally? She's just a KID. Wally: She's 13, Andy...and you're the handsome older guy. Didn't you ever have a crush like that? Andy: Actually, I thought Aunt Joan was pretty hot when I first met her. Wally: You...WHAT? Andy: I thought, "WHOA! My dorky Uncle has really SCORED."