Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 11, 2000
Joan: This wedding is a disaster. I should have eloped! Val: It can't be that bad. Joan: The dresses don't fit. My minister works out of an espresso cart. The bakery delivered the cake five days early. How could it be worse!? Gramma: Look at this - "Celebrity Caterers" went bankrupt. Why does that name sound familiar?