Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 26, 1999

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Val: Here we go - one tuna with pickle relish, one tuna with celery. Holly: Mom?! I'M not the one who likes relish!! Alix: I like relish. Holly likes celery. Val: Since when? Holly: Since forever! Holly: Sheesh...you only have TWO children, you'd think you could keep it straight. Alix: Yeah, better double up on the gingko Mom... Val: I am SO sorry. Here - pickle relish for you, celery for you. I won't forget again. Holly: OK - next time we'll tell her it's YOU who likes pickles, that I like onions, and neither of us has EVER liked celery. Gramma Evie: You know they're running a number on you. Val: Oops! Lookey here! I used horseradish sauce instead of mayonnaise... GAK!!