Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 07, 1998
Wally: Wow, it's 1998. A fresh year, poised to unfold. Wally: An empty canvas! A clean slate! A blank page! Joan: An unformatted floppy disk! Wally: Wally: Technology doesn't exaclty lend itself to graceful metaphor, does it? Joan: A brand new five-gig unpartioned hard drive!