Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 11, 1996
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Joan: What is Mom staring at? Val: Wally, next door. Joan: Why?? Val: "There may be snow on the roof, but there's a fire in the furnace." Joan: C'mon, this is MOM. Val: Just who do you think gets all the lingerie catalogs? Joan: ENOUGH! Gramma Evie: Come back! He's working outside in his relaxed-fit jeans! Val: Face it. She's a woman of the '90s. Joan: But will she still be like this when she's IN her 90s?