Don’t eat all of the supplies at once.
Can’t decide if she’s talking about the talking heads who need something to blather about, or some kind of anthropomorphization of the virus.
Hey now, I resemble that remark! I ate my 15 day supply of quarantine snacks by day two. Now I have to eat healthy stuff like vegetables, probably exercise some too…
You know what I’m going to say…….
Not original but funny.
No; your boy trump isn’t. He’s focused on getting re-elected regardless of the body count.
The president* contradicts the medical experts and is telling people to pack the churches on Easter, and this cartoonist is worrying about excessive donut consumption?
OMFG, Seriously, let’s be clear here, this is what the Republican party have come to: ‘let’s genocide the elderly’ to save the wealthy? Is this the government of the United States or North Korea? If this was any previous Administration would we not be outraged, immediately send troops & remove this (I don’t’ have the words to describe this POS).
Tell you what, #YOUFIRST! To every trump supporter that is old enough to be a grandparent (& lets face it in states that are trump’s base that age could be what 32?), the diehard #MAGA supporters, & willing to show us Liberals just what you are made of, your resolve, your diehard support & willing to die for your beloved orange messiah, I think you should all show us the way!
But you should all do it fast, show us up. You should all gather in your local town square, save yourself a lot of suffering, make a huge batch of Kool-Aid with cyanide & drink it. THAT WILL SHOW US!! We will properly bury you ALL as martyrs, we will properly mourn you all as martyrs, God Damn IT we will even do a 45 gun salute!! But you got to show us the way!! YOU FIRST! Then we will follow! #magaShowUsTheWay #magaMartyrs
Sadly “that” curve is going to increase. I have already used 60% of my 3 months supply of cookies.
You’ve burned your breakfast.
Hey! Leave some for the cops!
March 6 – (visiting the CDC) “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.’ Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.” Maybe.
March 6: (same availability) “Anybody who wants a test can get a test. That’s the bottom line.”
March 7: “I’m not concerned at all. No, we’ve done a great job with it.”
March 10 – “It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.”
March 16 – (asked to rate his own performance) “I’d rate it a ten.”
March 17 – “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”
He should just get the White House physician to say that he’s 239 pounds.
Like Bok today, Kelley’s illustration is sooooooooooooooo clear!