This debate, even with preparation ought to be interesting. We’ve all seen what happens when the Velveeta Voldemort gets pressured. But wait! There’s more!!! The Vice Presidential debate ought to be most enlightening. Neither incumbent tends to think real well and fast on their feet. Or even just think at all when under pressure. They consistently fall back to rhetoric if not simple ranting, rambling, & raving. No amount of prep work (hmm… Why was I thinking about typing “perp work” there?) has helped them too often in the past when they’re under pressure. The betting might well come down to “full-on meltdown or ‘deer in the headlights’” in the big show and “‘deer in the headlights,’ blank look political zombie rhetoric, or Bible quotations for $200” in the second feature.
This debate, even with preparation ought to be interesting. We’ve all seen what happens when the Velveeta Voldemort gets pressured. But wait! There’s more!!! The Vice Presidential debate ought to be most enlightening. Neither incumbent tends to think real well and fast on their feet. Or even just think at all when under pressure. They consistently fall back to rhetoric if not simple ranting, rambling, & raving. No amount of prep work (hmm… Why was I thinking about typing “perp work” there?) has helped them too often in the past when they’re under pressure. The betting might well come down to “full-on meltdown or ‘deer in the headlights’” in the big show and “‘deer in the headlights,’ blank look political zombie rhetoric, or Bible quotations for $200” in the second feature.