Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 06, 2024

Heading off problems

Being so well organized, this executioner is head and shoulders above his peers.

And it’s waterproof?

Let’s see if you can talk when you’re in the bag!!!

and besides, they’re easier to carry⠄⠄⠄

those old-fashioned baskets required two hands

Blame his mother. She used to say to him “You’d lose your head if it wasn’t attached to your neck”.

He so a head of his times.

For his ‘last request’, the prisoner wishes to head out.

And disorganized heads can be such such a fright.

Wasn’t that a Joe Pesci movie?

Collectors!

Reminds me of the Austin Powers escape scene.

Whatever one must do to get ahead.

He works for Doctor Frankenstein

Should have ran this on Bastille Day.

I personally like the Heinlein method of crime deterrence: Place the severed head in the front window of the store for passersby to admire. Odds are you will only have to do it once….ever.

He must use the black permanent marker for covering stains.

" Guillotine to knoooow you, guillotine to know all abooout you."

Just as I’m making my way towards the end of the “Left Behind” series for the second time…

Is his name Wilkin Brattle?

And we’re going to charge your estate 10¢ for the bag.

Getting ahead in life! ;-)