Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 21, 2024

Do not climb in to pet him. Oh wait, I’m a fan of natural selection. Go ahead.

I used to throw marshmallows to the bears at the DC zoo. They were EXTREMELY happy to have ‘em. It’s been decades since then. I bet you can’t do it now.

Jeeze I’m so tired of the snack bar crap.

When did the bear learn to read?

uh-oh⠄⠄⠄

Gent’s not gonna be happy when he finds out about this

Me is fully agrees. Gets some real foods in yours picanic baskets ya steenky hoomins.

Let’s all process this.

What processed crap?

if you don’t mind a suggestion, for the elimination of our transgression – we must make a digression in our procession to ensure there’s no congestion in the ursine digestion

And don’t eat the idiots, either – the poison in super-processed industrial “food” rises through the chain like DDT!

are we sure that’s a bear?

not just a dog, painted to lꙬk like a bear

not unlike the idiots that throw stuff into the various hot springs in Yellowstone… it’s hot water! What’d you expect it to catch fire or sumpthin’?!

Yogurt and tofu are both processed foods.

If only Bears could read ! ;-)