Been thinking about two headed people. I think they are two people sharing one body. I wonder how they share control of their common body. They each can’t control half, as the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand was doing, or dividing it another way, the top half versus the bottom half. Control has to be shared, but who decides what’s for supper, and does each person eat half the meal, or one do all the eating especially when one loves a food the other can’t stand.
Then there’s alcohol consumption, both will feel the effects, but what if one person is more tolerant of alcohol. Does the less tolerant do the throwing up, or both?
When dating, do they double date, or is one a third wheel. What if they both like the same companion, or worse, one can’t stand the other’s choice of partner? I’ll stop there on this aspect.
How do they manage education? Do they pay double tuition? Suppose each chooses a different area of study. How do they arrange class schedules and study times? Then there is the big question, how do they take tests, one test paper or two? Are they cheating on any test they take, just by default, because they can see the other’s answers?
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 2 months ago
you’re just a little ahead of schedule
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 2 months ago
Oh! My! Stars! I laughed way too hard at this.
j_m_kuehl about 2 months ago
very lucrative opportunity, Double billing for your services
cheap_day_return about 2 months ago
… Johnny-come-lately The new kid in town Everybody loves you So don’t let them down
Dobber Premium Member about 2 months ago
Come back when you get that chip off your shoulder.
mfrasca about 2 months ago
Denis Dimbleby Bagley is trying to get a head in advertising.
MRBLUESKY529 about 2 months ago
Women say, “Men are always thinking with their little heads.” Is this what they mean?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Huge doctor’s office exam bed. I’m sure there are real good reasons for that.
golfgranny47 about 2 months ago
Creepy
tiprod1953 about 2 months ago
Please don’t get a head of yourself.
dominicd1 about 2 months ago
Paul Anka sang “Put Your Head on My Shoulder”
HarryLime Premium Member about 2 months ago
That examination table looks comfy … very comfy!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
But Doc, you said you would remove a growth from my shoulder.
nednewbie about 2 months ago
He’s going to get ahead in advertising :-)
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rosey Grier and Ray Milland would have liked to have this film surgically removed from their resumes. (Google “The Thing With Two Heads,” youngsters)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago
Heads, you lose.
ElwoodP about 2 months ago
If that were a foot sticking out of the patient’s shoulder the doctor could have said: “You’ve grown another foot since we last met.”
bobbyferrel about 2 months ago
Just great! Another mouth to feed.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
Been thinking about two headed people. I think they are two people sharing one body. I wonder how they share control of their common body. They each can’t control half, as the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand was doing, or dividing it another way, the top half versus the bottom half. Control has to be shared, but who decides what’s for supper, and does each person eat half the meal, or one do all the eating especially when one loves a food the other can’t stand.
Then there’s alcohol consumption, both will feel the effects, but what if one person is more tolerant of alcohol. Does the less tolerant do the throwing up, or both?
When dating, do they double date, or is one a third wheel. What if they both like the same companion, or worse, one can’t stand the other’s choice of partner? I’ll stop there on this aspect.
How do they manage education? Do they pay double tuition? Suppose each chooses a different area of study. How do they arrange class schedules and study times? Then there is the big question, how do they take tests, one test paper or two? Are they cheating on any test they take, just by default, because they can see the other’s answers?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He’s a spokesperson for Head and Shoulders.
Bex Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m sure any medical university hospital would be glad to see him.
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
When the doctor wondered out loud how this could have happened, the little shoulder guy said that it started as a pimple on his @ss.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 2 months ago
but aren’t two heads better than one?
Cerabooge about 2 months ago
Is he in advertising?
Can’t believe I’m still referring to a movie that came out in 1989.
kaffekup about 2 months ago
“But he’s got great insurance!”
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Hey, I thought 2 heads were better than 1! ;-) Weekends coming baby! Almost there !
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
just charge ’im double!
ekke about 2 months ago
But I need a second opinion!
Vaporman about 2 months ago
“Quaid!! Start…the…machine!!”
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
One patient maybe, but not too.