Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 19, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 2 months ago

    you’re just a little ahead of schedule

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Oh! My! Stars! I laughed way too hard at this.

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    j_m_kuehl  about 2 months ago

    very lucrative opportunity, Double billing for your services

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    cheap_day_return  about 2 months ago

    … Johnny-come-lately The new kid in town Everybody loves you So don’t let them down

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    Dobber Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Come back when you get that chip off your shoulder.

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    mfrasca  about 2 months ago

    Denis Dimbleby Bagley is trying to get a head in advertising.

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    MRBLUESKY529  about 2 months ago

    Women say, “Men are always thinking with their little heads.” Is this what they mean?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Huge doctor’s office exam bed. I’m sure there are real good reasons for that.

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    golfgranny47  about 2 months ago

    Creepy

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    tiprod1953  about 2 months ago

    Please don’t get a head of yourself.

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    dominicd1  about 2 months ago

    Paul Anka sang “Put Your Head on My Shoulder”

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That examination table looks comfy … very comfy!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    But Doc, you said you would remove a growth from my shoulder.

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    nednewbie  about 2 months ago

    He’s going to get ahead in advertising :-)

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Rosey Grier and Ray Milland would have liked to have this film surgically removed from their resumes. (Google “The Thing With Two Heads,” youngsters)

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Heads, you lose.

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    ElwoodP  about 2 months ago

    If that were a foot sticking out of the patient’s shoulder the doctor could have said: “You’ve grown another foot since we last met.”

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    bobbyferrel  about 2 months ago

    Just great! Another mouth to feed.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 months ago

    Been thinking about two headed people. I think they are two people sharing one body. I wonder how they share control of their common body. They each can’t control half, as the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand was doing, or dividing it another way, the top half versus the bottom half. Control has to be shared, but who decides what’s for supper, and does each person eat half the meal, or one do all the eating especially when one loves a food the other can’t stand.

    Then there’s alcohol consumption, both will feel the effects, but what if one person is more tolerant of alcohol. Does the less tolerant do the throwing up, or both?

    When dating, do they double date, or is one a third wheel. What if they both like the same companion, or worse, one can’t stand the other’s choice of partner? I’ll stop there on this aspect.

    How do they manage education? Do they pay double tuition? Suppose each chooses a different area of study. How do they arrange class schedules and study times? Then there is the big question, how do they take tests, one test paper or two? Are they cheating on any test they take, just by default, because they can see the other’s answers?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    He’s a spokesperson for Head and Shoulders.

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    Bex Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m sure any medical university hospital would be glad to see him.

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    cactusbob333  about 2 months ago

    When the doctor wondered out loud how this could have happened, the little shoulder guy said that it started as a pimple on his @ss.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 2 months ago

    but aren’t two heads better than one?

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    Cerabooge  about 2 months ago

    Is he in advertising?

    Can’t believe I’m still referring to a movie that came out in 1989.

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    kaffekup   about 2 months ago

    “But he’s got great insurance!”

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    lnrokr55  about 2 months ago

    Hey, I thought 2 heads were better than 1! ;-) Weekends coming baby! Almost there !

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    just charge ’im double!

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    ekke  about 2 months ago

    But I need a second opinion!

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    Vaporman  about 2 months ago

    “Quaid!! Start…the…machine!!”

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    One patient maybe, but not too.

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