Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 28, 2022

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Any of those on that rack would do nicely.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    How about one that says “I’d rather wear a Covid mask.”?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    I’ve been wearing the very same “I hate to wear ties” tie for the last 55 years. Day in, day out. I wore it to work, I wear it to putter around the house, I even wear it in the swimming pool.

    Of course, it’s neither visible nor tangible. But it DOES make that statement, loud and clear.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Ties That Bind.

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    Then go with a bow tie. They always make that kind of a statement.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Try this clip on bow.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    The solution is the Colonel Sanders String Tie. Bound to upset vegans or the Tex Ritter String Tie so you can Slam the Door when you leave. But a top pick is the raw hide String Tie for self-flagellation. Comes with or without knots, water extra.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    That would be a noose.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Part of the key may actually be in the shirt.

    You need to get something that clashes.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    All those ties say: “I hate the person wearing me!”

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    May 19th, 1967, was the last time I wore a tie. That’s the day I got out of the Marines and had to wear my uniform to get a stand-by airplane ticket.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    The next time I wear a tie will be for my goddaughter’s wedding in a couple of months. The next time after that will probably be for my funeral, although that will not be entirely within my control.

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    MRBLUESKY529  3 months ago

    Any tie with a bad knot says “I hate ties”.

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    If I had to wear one, I’d want one of those.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    I do have one ugly one here….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    The little crabs necktie.

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    jango  3 months ago

    “Tie me kangaroo down , boys…”

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    akachman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dangerous, too. It can get hung up on something. Have to be careful with scarfs, too.

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    Cactus-Pete  3 months ago

    It’s called a bolo tie, and it’s way more stylish.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    That’s knot gonna happen here. :)

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    drds2  3 months ago

    Or a mask that says “I hate masks”?

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    Phydeux  3 months ago

    That’s what my Three Stooges tie is for.

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Here’s a white tie and a black laundry marker.

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    dcp9142  3 months ago

    Horrible things that I wore for far too many years. Before about 1900 ties (cravats) we’re almost always just plain black, white, or solid subdued color. But vests/waistcoats were where men wore expensive, patterned, embroidered, and colorful fabrics. Then vests started to match the coats and the tie took over as the only piece of clothing that could have pattern or color.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    That green one right in the middle is perfect, then.

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