Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 16, 2022

! The Orange Pennant used to be a lot lower — now It’s Scalene to new heights.

I’ve always like an acute pennant!

I’m in-Trig-ed by those pennants

None of those is right.

Why do math majors get bank loans easily? Because they can cosine for themselves.

Did you hear about the math major that divided himself by two but before he could get squared away the vice squad pinched him? Naughty buggers.

Equilateral triangles have three sides that are equal (since lateral refers to the sides).

What else do equilateral triangles have that are equal? (Try “angles”)

Where’s RIGHT?

As a math major, I approve this cartoon!

A three-sided figure is a triangle, a four-sided, a quadrilateral, a five-sided figure, a pentagon. From there on up it’s something-gon (hexagon, heptagon, etc.). So why isn’t a four-sided figure called “quadrigon”? There’s “trigon” in “trigonometry”, so why isn’t a three-sided figure called a “trigon”.

Too much thinking on a Monday…

The penant providers could be obtuse at times.

Must not be attending Wright State University near Dayton OH.

Integrate now!

What might the letter or symbol be on the team jacket? The mascot?

3 is a magic number.