Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 16, 2021

Be a good boy, Bob. You’ve been here long enough to know this stuff.

Does that mean that the President is the only one that actually gets any tail?

And whose tail do you chase?

Substitute kiss for chase and butt for tail, then you’ll know how it works!

It’s like brown-nosing. Butt Chasing tail sounds offensive and sexist.

If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

All the while sniffing each others’ butts . . . yep, that’s about right

Sounds about right

As long as you don’t have to lick someone else’s hindquarters.

Chasing tail, sniffing butt – just want to know what you had for dinner last night.

Little fish: “There is no justice.” Medium fish: “There is some justice.” Big fish: “There is justice.”

The view only changes for the lead sled dog.

Don’t anyone in that pack stop suddenly!

Hire some Great Danes and you’ll be treated to some tall tails…

Ha! awesome stuff. You’re starting to intrude on Dilbert territory now. Speed Bump has been one of my favorite cartoons for a long time now. This one may actually be a little too on the nose, be careful about speaking the unvarnished truth in public, It can have unintended consequences. ;-)

That’s quite a tail he’s telling, there.

Bob wanted to skip a few steps in the chain of command. That will piss somebody off!

Next thing, everyone is drinking, often from the toilet.

Truth be told, everybody lies about how much tail their gettin’