Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 26, 2021

You see, your birthday is coming up…

We were admiring the crease in your pants and the jaunty way you wear your cap. A real charmer you are.

Isn’t it strange how he never goes anywhere without that bat?

We heard you were a swinger. How does that strike you? I wouldn’t balk about it, so just take a walk.

Can I join the conversation so you don’t get it wrong?

Part of the cancel culture, “He hurt my feelings!”

They threw him a curve there.

Not sure I’d have admitted that since he brought the bat with him…

Who’s at bat?? :D