Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 16, 2021

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Well isn’t that special? And just who might’ve thought up this little scheme?Could it be S___N???

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Is Pass it On the hymn you’re gonna sing instead?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    THAT kind of thinking might even get me into a church from time to time. But probably not.

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    Inna Gadda da Vida?

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    momofalex7  3 months ago

    Somebody better decide what hymn they’re all going to sing, or everyone will sing different ones.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    On three we all drop our hymnbooks. 1..2…

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 3 months ago

    . . . and sing it in Hebrew.”

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    When we had a substitute band director in high school, we’d often switch instruments…

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Mass trolling, eh.

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    pauljmsn  3 months ago

    Sounds like something my church would do. I’m an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius™. We worship at the feet of and burn incense in the navel of the Cosmic Salesman JR “Bob” Dobbs.

    We even fry him lightly and stew him slowly in a closed container. Yes, we BRAISE “BOB”!!

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Pretend you’ve forgotten the words and hum your hymn.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Some never grow up

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    khmo  3 months ago

    Tic Tok

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    kartis  3 months ago

    You rebels, you.

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    ekw555  3 months ago

    He’s that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.

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    The Official Creator of YellowVille  3 months ago

    That’ll get you sent to the time out corner, George

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    TexTech  3 months ago

    Wow, a middle school church.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Substitute teachers deserve extra pay. Hazardous duty or something like that. Especially junior high kids…old enough to be a lot of trouble and young enough to have very little self control.

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    garcoa  3 months ago

    I hope the organist (or pianist) is in on the joke too.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    How great Thou art, how great Thou art.

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    Trina Talma Premium Member 3 months ago

    You can slap a “2021” on there, but this is a rerun.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Amateur! During one particular substitute visit during my high school years, I actually distracted the poor sub while stealthily sliding the tests into the trash can. But – Karma exacted its revenge when I became a teacher and then a substitute in later years!

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago
    Considering the age of most of them, someone might just pass on.
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    Prawnclaw  3 months ago

    Here, our locum doctors are much better than the resident ones, much better!

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    chromosome Premium Member 3 months ago

    I used to freak out my mother by playing the hymns on our home piano in the minor key! I thought it was quite funny… too bad I couldn’t have tried it in church.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    “The kids would all sing; he would sing the wrong key…”

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