Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2021

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Now you tell me?

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    “The Captain has turned off the No Probing sign…”

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    So THAT’S why we haven’t heard of more alien abductions from the USA!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Dang, you’re right! I forgot. Cutting off tractor beam NOW. Whoops. That’s gonna leave a stain.”

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe we can sub-contract these guys to administer shots while they are investigating specimens.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    “You said you wouldn’t say such things in the presence of our guests.”

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Whattt? How much can 950 face masks weigh?

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    dflak  3 months ago

    Fat people are more difficult to abduct; there’s more of them to miss.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Tubby Tubby two by four, couldn’t get through the spacecraft door !

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 3 months ago

    So you’re saying that all of that sweat I’ve put in will end in me being more likely to be probed. “Where’s my Haagen Daaz? It’s time for an adult ice cream party”!

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    SFpagan  3 months ago

    and that’s what the anal probes are for , to see if they can lighten the load to reduce fees

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bubba always knew those extra double cheeseburgers with fries and a coke would come in handy someday

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    So that’s why I’ve never been abducted…

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Better try another country, then.

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    EdmundBabe  3 months ago

    Pretty safe in Oz & So.USA

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