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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 31, 2021

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    StephenRice  5 months ago

    He needs to get his head in the game.

    As a fashion note, I see that tortoises are still wearing flesh-tone elephant shoes.

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    Coopersdad  5 months ago

    He just won’t “come out of his shell”!!!

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Harold ALSO doesn’t know why you bother. And might prefer that you didn’t.

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    wiatr Premium Member 5 months ago

    If there were a corner, he’d be there.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    harold’s just a shell of himself…

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Extreme turtle neck.

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    KaraBooBunny  5 months ago

    I am now Harold. I used to be wild about parties, routinely threw huge parties with dozens of people. Today, I’d rather read a bad book than go to a party, much less host one…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Harold is a bit of a shrinking violet when it comes to parties.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    He’s an introvert….I can relate!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Harold will probably come out of his shell when something that really interests him happens.

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    brick10  5 months ago

    You need Harold to nod in agreement as you do a post-party rundown.

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    You knew he was an introvert…

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    That’s me. I’m anti social. I hate big events. Or even small ones.

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    FunnyMinnion  5 months ago

    Not exactly a bird brain but something else…

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    LrdSlvrhnd  5 months ago

    Neither does Harold.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Ah, a rare gathering of rare talking tortoises.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    It must’ve been a cloudless day since he’s setting for his she’ll.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 5 months ago

    Harold will be out as soon as the game is over.

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