Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 02, 2021

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    ƹʅɗʘ ! ˢᵒCᵃʅ ʅʘcaʅ  ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 2 years ago

    ! In Kansas, there’s not a thrace of Feathers on those Wings.


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    mddshubby2005  almost 2 years ago

    Apple’s new ride-sharing service = iCarUs.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Mom, I’m going at night!”

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago


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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    Does sunscreen keep wax from melting?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A real mother would have made him use the fire retardant wings.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He won’t get very far, Mom!

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    spaceagesoul  almost 2 years ago

    You’ll melt your wings off.

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 2 years ago

    I would help you but she’s right

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    kartis  almost 2 years ago

    If there had only been a Greek mom in the story. She would have made sure Icarus and the wings were slathered in the stuff.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    SPF 100?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t think it will help much…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Ah, I can go higher. Lemme show you what these babies’ll do. Here, hold my wine, Dad.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 2 years ago

    “…or to fly to the Sun without burning a wing,

    To lie in a meadow and hear the grass sing,

    To have all these things in our memory’s hoard,

    And to use them to help us—to find the Lost Chord…"

    —Graeme Edge

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    Oh no! Was it the sunscreen that gave him the confidence to fly too close to the sun? “No sunburn for me today! Uh oh…”

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    AStarofDestiny  almost 2 years ago

    “…Fly, on your way like an eagle, Fly as high as the sun…”

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    Tesla is working into personal flight vehicles….

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    he obviously came up with that brainstorm on the fly…

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    Mom should have made him put some on those wings.

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