♪ Oh Clarice ♪
Where do we put his tips? There’s no hat, no open case on the ground, no nothing.
Seems like it’s still a saw point.
Can we just cut to the chase"
Even serial killers get the blues.
♫♪ “In the Stihl of the night, at the scene of a crime…” ♪♫
He’s “Killing Me Softly with His Song”…
Is that a Musical Chainsaw?
Qu’est-ce que c’est
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Maybe he’s working for loose chains.
Don’t quit your day job…
Stupid and not funny.
It’s a blues number about not having any 2-stroke oil, and being forced to use a hatchet.
The last one in the set is about the dummy that went into the basement.
“Hit Him Again Grandpa” is my favorite song.
He’s about to show his Wendy O. Williams influence……….
He needs gas money.
You lost them in the cemetery?
This guy’s a hack.
“Thanks, folks. And up next is Buckethead.”
“That’s when I lost my hold, and she got away…
But I’m gonna try and get her again some day!"
The Texas Chainsaw Musician?
After seeing Jason, I immediately remembered seeing these a couple weeks ago.
Hence why no ones in the crowd
Sponsored by Husqvama Gas Chainsaws and Franklin Sports Hockey Masks…
Mysterious Axeman Blues.
“He’s back… The man in the Mask!”
This comic should have run on Friday the 12th
July 17, 2015