Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 03, 2021

♪ Oh Clarice ♪

Seems like it’s still a saw point.

(applause)

Can we just cut to the chase"

Even serial killers get the blues.

♫♪ “In the Stihl of the night, at the scene of a crime…” ♪♫

He’s “Killing Me Softly with His Song”…

Is that a Musical Chainsaw?

Psycho Killer

Qu’est-ce que c’est

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

Maybe he’s working for loose chains.

Don’t quit your day job…

Stupid and not funny.

It’s a blues number about not having any 2-stroke oil, and being forced to use a hatchet.

The last one in the set is about the dummy that went into the basement.

“Hit Him Again Grandpa” is my favorite song.

He’s about to show his Wendy O. Williams influence……….

He needs gas money.

You lost them in the cemetery?

This guy’s a hack.

“Thanks, folks. And up next is Buckethead.”

“That’s when I lost my hold, and she got away…

But I’m gonna try and get her again some day!"

The Texas Chainsaw Musician?

After seeing Jason, I immediately remembered seeing these a couple weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXsrH3cuDMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWs1RGrCjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjk7QVMMgZs

Hence why no ones in the crowd

Sponsored by Husqvama Gas Chainsaws and Franklin Sports Hockey Masks…

Mysterious Axeman Blues.

“He’s back… The man in the Mask!”

This comic should have run on Friday the 12th