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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 01, 2021

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    Monocultures are  brittle. But there’s a lot to be said for developing expertise.

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    Superfrog  9 months ago

    Good luck shearing the tiger.

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    eromlig  9 months ago

    But how else do you acquire herd immunity?

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    mddshubby2005  9 months ago

    There was green alligators, and long-necked geese, Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees…

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    Forget diversification. Go long on Gamestop.

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    mattro65  9 months ago

    There’s such a thing as over-diversifying.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    The tiger’s going to eat into the rest of his investments.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Diversity politics. It’s everywhere!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    I like to mix things up….

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    Reaven  9 months ago

    Assuming you can get the pandas to breed, you’d probably make a lot of money, or get a huge fine.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago

    Must be Noah’s father.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 9 months ago

    I traded my Wolf of Wall Street for that tiger.

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    It might work, I hear giraffe wool is trending.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    there’s diversification… and then there’s chaos

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    A more conservative broker would have had you stay with cattle and chickens.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Shouldn’t they be holding umbrellas?

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    MCProfessor  9 months ago

    With the addition of the tiger he might see his principal start to dwindle.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    Ironically, this portfolio appears to contain neither bulls nor bears!

    (Sorry, Gent.)

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    Half-seriously…

    The tiger’s a bad idea, unless he’s raising the sheep to feed it.

    The panda’s are going to go hungry, if he doesn’t have some bamboo growing nearby.

    Llamas (alpacas?) are good. They’re happy to flock with sheep, and with their kicks, they’ll protect the flock. Some sheep farmers keep them for that purpose.

    Giraffes and ostriches also have nasty kicks, but I don’t know how they feel about joining a flock of sheep.

    Meanwhile, I like a diversified port-folio. Also a whisky-folio.

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    FunnyMinnion  9 months ago

    Take your eye off the tiger and all your sheep are gone!

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    unfair.de  9 months ago

    Not what the advisor meant when he told to invest in an asian tiger

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    tinstar  9 months ago

    It must be, the shepherds never read the book, “Shaving the tiger,” by Claude Balls.

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    cooganm Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’m going to start insisting my financial guy wear a vest and bow tie.

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