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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 18, 2020

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  10 months ago

    ! The memory’s so bad He even forgot to introduce His li’l Friend.

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    Superfrog  10 months ago

    He made someone an offer he couldn’t remember.

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    Digital Frog  10 months ago

    Take the geritol, leave the cannoli

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Look on the bright side. When an associate tells you to “fuggedabout it”, you can honestly answer “fuggedabout what?”

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    Kaputnik  10 months ago

    At my age, somehow all the things that I do remember don’t make up for the ones that I forget, but think that I should remember.

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    Ned Snipes  10 months ago

    AKA Senior Wiseguy Moment

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    dflak  10 months ago

    My son takes a memory enhancer. He just has to remember to take it.

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    Indianapolis Smith  10 months ago

    Ummm… Where are his shoes?

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    FunnyMinnion  10 months ago

    Poor Doctors gonna start gettin some mouthfulls from him!

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 10 months ago

    And proud of it! (takes the stress outta being responsible)

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    Lightpainter  10 months ago

    Cats are masters of “ selective memory”, even before they get old.

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