! The memory’s so bad He even forgot to introduce His li’l Friend.
He made someone an offer he couldn’t remember.
Take the geritol, leave the cannoli
Look on the bright side. When an associate tells you to “fuggedabout it”, you can honestly answer “fuggedabout what?”
At my age, somehow all the things that I do remember don’t make up for the ones that I forget, but think that I should remember.
AKA Senior Wiseguy Moment
My son takes a memory enhancer. He just has to remember to take it.
Ummm… Where are his shoes?
Poor Doctors gonna start gettin some mouthfulls from him!
And proud of it! (takes the stress outta being responsible)
Cats are masters of “ selective memory”, even before they get old.
July 17, 2015